Me: “Hey, Tony, did you hear about the new nuclear attack studies”
Tony my boss: “no, what was it?”
Me: “well, it’s just this interesting thing about how taking shelter, no matter how slight, is better than running and getting all crazy,”
Tony: “well, as soon as you go outdoors, you’re fried, that stuff lasts like 14,000 years.”
Me: “yeah, but it says just a few hours could be critical to your surv—”
Tony: “MY dream is to be out at lunch and have a big bomb, not a nucular bomb, but a regular type bomb, hit our street, while I’m out at lunch, you know, shopping. And when they go searching, they’ll think I was crushed in the rubble.”

and a tiny, tiny, aphid sneezed.