Do YOU got what it takes to be PUBLISH??

Submission guidelines:

a) It’s gotta be real good.  Like corn cass (corn casserole for the un-hood)

b) It’s gotta be something (no metaphysical submissions)

c) It’s gotta have a real good first word and last word.

d) Ideally, it should be about your experiences as a recent graduate (college, high school or otherwise) on his or her own.